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![]() Truth About Computer Security Hysteria
Virus deluge on 9/11/02, part 2Rob Rosenberger, Vmyths co-founderThursday, 5 September 2002 LET'S GIVE THE fearmongers at mi2g some credit for sticking to their guns. They still fear cyber-terrorism may occur on the first anniversary of 9/11.
Post 11th September, pro-Islamic hacker groups have come together to launch digital attacks on the US/UK, Israel and India with anti-war messages against the "War on Terrorism", Israeli occupation of Palestine and Indian rule over Kashmir. Economic damage has ensued from digital attacks through business interruption, loss of reputation, identity theft and share price decline.(You do remember the horrifying NATO-Serbia cyber-war, right? You do remember the horrifying China-Taiwan cyber-war, right? Good. Let's continue.) I want to ask a simple philosophical question. Let's suppose a deadly über-hacker works for Osama bin Virus. He can delete whole cities with two mouseclicks — he can "drag & drop" millions of Americans into lime pits — and he fully intends to do it on some specific date. Tell me: why would he wait patiently until the 11th of September to "fdisk" the United States? A savvy cyber-terrorist would kill the infidels when they least expect it — like, say, on 9/11/01 in conjunction with all of the physical terrorism. Okay, now I'll ask another simple philosophical question. Why didn't the bogeyman launch a devastating cyber-attack when U.S. troops invaded Afghanistan? Surely Al Qaeda would use every weapon at their disposal to repel network-centric warriors. CERT® team leader Casey J. Dunlevy recently asked an audience to imagine a suicide hacker who programs a Pentagon logistics computer to ship a million crates of useless 7mm bolts instead of much-needed 6mm bolts! Dunlevy implied it would cripple the world's most retreat-prone military, and I can believe it. U.S. generals would have no choice but to order a hasty withdrawal.
...But the media won't ask it. mi2g's fearmongering earned them yet another story on vnunet thanks to a copy boy named James Middleton. Vmyths reader John Sowerby noticed the BBC published a thinly veiled story based entirely on mi2g's press release. Regular readers will recall I slammed Middleton for exhibiting a Pavlovian response in the presence of an mi2g stimulus. While writing this column, I (finally) realized "vnunet" spells its name entirely in lowercase, just like mi2g. Hmmm. Does Middleton's devotion spring from nothing more than a granfalloon? The BBC piece leads off with a photo of a nuclear power plant worker who wears a hard hat while staring at an array of low-tech dials & analog gauges. Yes, a hard hat — in a story about cyber-terrorism. Then again, the BBC publishes fully-clothed photos of bachelorette tennis star Anna Kournikova whenever they write about naked wives. Go figure. So, mi2g continues to warn how we may be "attacked digitally as we head towards 11th September." Great. I once again call on everyone to shut down the entire Internet as a precaution for 24hrs on that (probably) fateful day. And we probably should scram the rods at every nuclear power plant for 24hrs on that (probably) fateful day. Strictly as a precaution, of course. Who knows what Osama's cyber-terrorists are capable of? Better safe than sorry. Good grief, look at the calendar! We've got less than a week to set our shutdown plans in motion... ![]() |