Category: "Solar calculator" math

May 29 2009

Obama part 2: where did his “$1 trillion” guesstimate come from?

Federal agencies rely on super­sti­tious rhetoric when it comes to cyber­space secu­rity. Obama doesn’t want change here — he clearly wants Ameri­cans to accept the status quo

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Apr 17 2009

“Email spam is destroying life on earth,” but McAfee’s anti-spam software can save our planet

McAfee’s marketing team has used a solar calculator since 1988 to come up with whatever numbers they think reporters want to hear. Now McAfee insists spam releases 17 million metric tons of CO2 into the atmosphere each year…

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Feb 14 2009

Obama’s intelligence chief coughs up bad cyber-intel

ooooh, I’m sorry! I could never possibly show you how I derived these extra­ordi­narily round yet highly accu­rate figures. Our back­ground data is super top secret mega need to know…”

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Jan 29 2009

Media doesn’t reveal who claimed “20 million” Downadup infections

Have reporters finally started to grow bored with this worm? “Contact me when it actually does something…”

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Jan 26 2009

“Rampant worm”? Pass me the crackpipe!

The major antivirus vendors continue to display a blasé attitude about the Downadup worm. Who in their right mind could predict “potential[ly] 300 to 350 million” infections with no support from the big boys in the industry?

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Jan 20 2009

Believe it — reporters yawned over nine million infected PCs

It’s been a few years since the media whipped up a frenzy over a virus / worm — and now an established antivirus vendor claims a worm tallied another 6.5 million PCs in just four days. It’s “growing expontentially” according to one press report. So why hasn’t the Downadup worm generated “the perfect storm” of media hysteria?

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